Beyond Average
collegehumor:

Guy Looks for Girl Who Farted in Trader Joe’s
And just think about how we can tell this story when people ask how we met!

collegehumor:

Guy Looks for Girl Who Farted in Trader Joe’s

And just think about how we can tell this story when people ask how we met!

grandma lotion

You know when your hands get incredibly dry and you are desperate for lotion? Well, that is my current life story. I am at work and my hands feel terrible, I know there is lotion downstairs in our literally haunted building. Desperate, I used some. Naturally, I have a headache from the worlds most potent lotion. I fear that it is stinking up the whole office and that everyone around me is going to think that I smell like an old woman.

I have vowed to myself that I would never smell like an old woman when I get old… Unfortunately it has happened too soon.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

hammock

because I felt like blogging.

My name is Addie and sometimes I find the ridiculously average things that happen in my life to be amusing, I thought I would start a blog. I have a feeling that nobody will ever read about them, but sometimes it just feels good to put it out there.